Chia
No, not some dead South American Marxist but Chia Pets!
It's officially Christmas when the Chia Pet commercials start popping up on tv.
Chia Pets are the "Oh CRAP! i forgot to get them a Xmas gift and only Walgreens is open" gift for the holidays.
Tell them how much you think about them, get them a Chia Pet! :)
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